On the Beat

I managed to get a few words in the latest issue of CityBeat.

New Years Eve Eve

Coachella 2006 in the works.

Plans for the 2006 Coachella Valley Music Festival are already underway. The concert will take place on 4.29 and 4.30; a Saturday and Sunday. No artists are confirmed yet, but Depeche Mode, the White Stripes, the Strokes, and Morrissey are all rumoured to be part of the show.

Missing Mitch

'Still miss Mitch Hedberg? Here are more quotes than you'll know what to do with. Christ, I think someone must have transcribed every word that came out of the guy's mouth.

Richard Pryor is gone

Comedy Central runs a Richard Pryor special every now and then titled, "Richard Pryor - I Ain't Dead Yet, Mother-@#%$*" It's a show where B-list talking heads' drivel is interspersed with some of Pryor's more-famous bits; it's a year or two old. Anyway, I'm wondering if Comedy Central will rename the special. I mean, they HAVE to play that special this week. In fact, it will probably be played 15-20 times in the next month. They can't leave that title on the special though; or can they? Stay tuned...

Sexist is bestest

CollegeHumor has a recent article titled It's Better to be a Woman: False.

A humerous blow-by-blow response to an annoying email. My personal fave...

Girl: If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

Guy: If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look fucking awesome.