"Harry Potter takes the box office" shouldn't constitute as a top story. The story comes as no surprise whatsoever. By that same criteria, "Tara Reid dies in [drug or alcohol]-related car accident" and "Nicole Richie signs divorce papers" shouldn't make the headlines, but I expect to read both stories in 2006.
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This is a couple months old, but I still find it funny. Perhaps I'm immature, but I find the list of fictional names in the sample picture extremely funny.
As an added bonus, I am comforted by the fact that the author makes me seem easy-going.
I'm wondering if the Gulf War, which saw very few US casualties, can be turned into an entertaining 2-hour film. As always, I'm skeptical, but I'm sure Jarhead will take the box office this weekend. I can't wait to see Jake Gyllenhaal on every fucking late-night show I watch. No, not really.