More Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee.
Chuck Norris's semen is a constant 90 proof. When he ejaculates, it shoots out and actually becomes little liquid bald eagles giving him the ability to impregnate women from over 40 miles away, depending on the temperature and wind strength.
Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.
In an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for an entire scene and nobody noticed.
When Chuck Norris wants to party, he snorts anthrax, smokes gun-powder, and drinks LSD.
Chuck Norris is not permitted to defecate on aircrafts, for the size and force behind one of his bowel movements would pierce the fuselage.
Chuck Norris can compute Pi.
Chuck Norris always wins the Showcase Showdown.
B.C. stands for Before Chuck. A.D. stands for After Dropkick.
Chuck Norris sued Midway Games for ripping off all of his trademark moves in Mortal Kombat, siting Kano's heart-removal fatality as the straw that broke the camel's back.
Chuck Norris controls tartar, without the aid of toothpaste.
Chuck Norris beat Goldberg.
Chuck Norris beat Contra without up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start.
In a last-moustache-standing contest, Chuck Norris defeated Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and Super Mario.
Chuck Norris gets treated well at Best Buy.
Chuck Norris is cooler than all 5 members of Journey; combined.
Chuck Norris's semen is a constant 90 proof. When he ejaculates, it shoots out and actually becomes little liquid bald eagles giving him the ability to impregnate women from over 40 miles away, depending on the temperature and wind strength.
Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.
In an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for an entire scene and nobody noticed.
When Chuck Norris wants to party, he snorts anthrax, smokes gun-powder, and drinks LSD.
Chuck Norris is not permitted to defecate on aircrafts, for the size and force behind one of his bowel movements would pierce the fuselage.
Chuck Norris can compute Pi.
Chuck Norris always wins the Showcase Showdown.
B.C. stands for Before Chuck. A.D. stands for After Dropkick.
Chuck Norris sued Midway Games for ripping off all of his trademark moves in Mortal Kombat, siting Kano's heart-removal fatality as the straw that broke the camel's back.
Chuck Norris controls tartar, without the aid of toothpaste.
Chuck Norris beat Goldberg.
Chuck Norris beat Contra without up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start.
In a last-moustache-standing contest, Chuck Norris defeated Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and Super Mario.
Chuck Norris gets treated well at Best Buy.
Chuck Norris is cooler than all 5 members of Journey; combined.
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